Funny GYM Alternatives

Posted: June 22, 2020 at 9:06 am

Since summer has arrived, it’s time to get into shape!  But going to the GYM is just too much work, so here some “GYM Alternatives that I found funny…enjoy a good chuckle!  -EK

• Resistance training: Training yourself to resist opening that bag of Doritos
• Getting a dog and naming him “Five Miles”. Then you can say that you walk Five Miles every morning.
• Jumping to conclusions
• Pulling your weight
• Chasing your dreams
• One-night stands
• Photoshop
• Prune juice
• Paying $30 a month for something that you actually use
• James